This blog is all about educating the world of the mysterious ways of the not-so-common Asexual. No wait...this blog is about hilarious stereotypes. Sit, have cake, enjoy.

1st April 2013

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Help Spread the Word?

A week or so ago I met a nice Tumblr person who was asexual, yet had no knowledge of Tumblr’s asexual community. The reply I got to an asexual post was along the lines of “I’m not alone”.

I’m sure we can all relate to that, so I’ve decided I’d like to start a comprehensive list to add to what I’ve already got going here; but for all the asexual blogs on Tumblr.

I’m actually thinking two lists- one for blogs specifically about asexuality, and another list of asexual Tumblr users. I can pull some things from the regular posters in the tags, but I’d love to be able to get everybody.

So please reply to or reblog this post with a note saying whether you’re asexual or your blog is about it (or both! If you’ve got more than one account, please also include!); or drop me a message or submission.

Let’s make sure we know where to find each other.

Listing of everyone and every blog I have so far here.

-SophiaPhilemon

Tagged: submisionsubmission

16th November 2012

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Epic Question and Answer Time!

I like porn well enough. I masturbate fairly frequently. Gender or orientation of the material don’t much matter, so long as it’s erotical in nature. I crush on women folk (cis or trans) and can find someone pretty, although it’s more in a “I find you aesthetically pleasing” way over a “I need to jump your bones” sort of way. When it comes to physicality, I don’t really have a sex drive. Although I’ve had sexual encounters with men and women. My last 8 month relationship was almost entirely sex free aside from some oral from me to her, we tried sex a few times but never ‘finished’. I love being physically close to someone I care about but I could be and have been happy without any sex. Does that make me asexual? I’m a bit confused. I tend to identify as a hetero-romantic pansexual but maybe I’m wrong? Any thoughts? Sorry if this isn’t the right place to ask but I just saw this blog and kind of got flooded with a whole bunch of questions.

Sounds like some sort of romantically inclined-ace to me but of course the labels you want to use for yourself are something you should decide. It’s not about what you do or do not do but rather how you feel. :) Also…we have cake. Just sayin’

Tagged: questionsubmission

9th July 2012

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true story. It felt so good.

true story. It felt so good.

Tagged: OOOOH SNAAAAP!cakesubmission

8th July 2012

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Sh!t people say about Asexuality

Tagged: submissionasexualityshit people say

5th June 2012

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Original:
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2uynybLq21rthoovo1_1280.png
Mythical Asexual is a great info-comic for asexuals! I particularly liked this one!
http://mythicalasexual.tumblr.com/

Original:

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2uynybLq21rthoovo1_1280.png

Mythical Asexual is a great info-comic for asexuals! I particularly liked this one!

http://mythicalasexual.tumblr.com/

Tagged: submissionasexualshit asexuals hearcomic

2nd April 2012

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Single Asexuals blog →

Just like any other singles blog on Tumblr, but for asexuals.

I hadn’t ever seen one, and I know I can’t be the only asexual that’s looking for a partner!

Please feel free to submit whether you’re looking for a partner, just friends, or anything in between.

Tagged: BUT CAN I SHIP MYSELF WITH PIE?submission

29th March 2012

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Portable Jar Cakes For the Asexual on the Go

From Laughing Squid. (<- click there)

Tagged: submissioncakeasexualcake in jar

9th March 2012

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ohhowqueer:

findvegan:

Cupcakes inspired by The Lorax!

Truffula tree!

ohhowqueer:

findvegan:

Cupcakes inspired by The Lorax!

Truffula tree!

Tagged: cupcakeLorax

Source: findvegan

8th March 2012

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Oh Tumblr Staff, quit playing games with my heart.



Dear cakeyeahasexuals,

We at Tumblr have teamed up with “The Cheesecake Factory” to bring together a Giveaway in which we will be handing out Free $200 Cheesecake Factory Giftcards to EACH and EVERY Tumblr user as part of this promotion!

We are honored to be a part of this community and the least we can do is reward our members by giving them a free gift from us.

In order to receive your Free $200 Giftcard, please go to the link below:

CLICK HERE FOR FREE CAKE!!! LOL

We sincerely hope you enjoy and please reblog and post this to your dashboard so that more users will be notified of this giveaway.
We look forward to doing more promotional giveaways in the future and will continue to strive ourselves to please every Tumblr user out there!

By the way, if you’d like to receive an extra Cheesecake Factory giftcard for a friend or family member, then just send us an e-mail to giveaway@tumblr.com

Enjoy,

Tumblr Staff

Tagged: alsoyou should click that link:Dsubmission

31st January 2012

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Tagged: cakelieportalsubmission

13th January 2012

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BBC Sherlock Fandom Embraces Sherlock’s Likely Asexuality

Two posts addressing the presence of asexuality in Sherlock and how the fandom has become involved in the discussion: 

Part 1: The Show

Part 2: The Fandom

(submitted by textsfromthehuxley)

Tagged: submissionSherlockAsexualityBBC

30th November 2011

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My mom just yelled at me for having three types of cake today.

…yeah, I’m asexual.

Tagged: submissioncakeasexualYEEEEAAAAAH

27th November 2011

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Cake Yeah Typography

The best part is, the cumulative shape of the words reminds me of a cake. 

(courtesy of my own boredom and the wonderful website wordle.net). 

Tagged: submission

25th November 2011

Photo reblogged from Southpaw with 41 notes

southpawscopic:

acesecrets:

[Image of a chocolate cake. Text: I don’t actually like cake.]

GET. OUT. =P 
(Jk, awww~ all asexuals are welcome, whether you like cake or not!)


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southpawscopic:

acesecrets:

[Image of a chocolate cake. Text: I don’t actually like cake.]

GET. OUT. =P 

(Jk, awww~ all asexuals are welcome, whether you like cake or not!)

LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME FOR PLAN B!

3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679 8214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196 4428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273 724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146951941511609

Tagged: ALSO WE HAVE PIE!

Source: acesecrets

20th November 2011

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Original post here.

Original post here.

Tagged: submissioncupcakecakedoctor who