This blog is all about educating the world of the mysterious ways of the not-so-common Asexual. No wait...this blog is about hilarious stereotypes. Sit, have cake, enjoy.

1st September 2011

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Asexuality: existing before people think it’s possible. Hippest of the Hipsters.

Asexuality: existing before people think it’s possible. Hippest of the Hipsters.

Tagged: hippest of the hipstersacelolasexual

23rd July 2011

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“that seems to be our new theme now, just to take any hate we get and to twist it into a satirical mess of mockery”

-Greg (thedapperace)


Tagged: asexuallollike an ace

16th July 2011

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Found this on memebase and thought it fitting :D (via sayadaramdial)

Found this on memebase and thought it fitting :D (via sayadaramdial)

Tagged: submissionlolcake

15th July 2011

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Ninjas: We kick trolls-seeking-scientific-proof right in the evidence.
(You should read this if you haven’t already)

Ninjas: We kick trolls-seeking-scientific-proof right in the evidence.

(You should read this if you haven’t already)

Tagged: asexuallolthis one goes out to Kazhttp://kazaera.tumblr.com

9th July 2011

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I don’t experience sexual attraction and I don’t really understand it but I’m starting to think that trolls might be sexually attracted to drama. Like a moth to flame. Moths are sexually attracted to fire, right?? (kidding)
On a more serious note, I move to refer to all trolls, deniers and erasers of sexuality as Savages. For Dan obvious reasons.

I don’t experience sexual attraction and I don’t really understand it but I’m starting to think that trolls might be sexually attracted to drama. Like a moth to flame. Moths are sexually attracted to fire, right?? (kidding)

On a more serious note, I move to refer to all trolls, deniers and erasers of sexuality as Savages. For Dan obvious reasons.

Tagged: asexualloltroll

4th July 2011

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Aww, I heart cupcakes too! (submission by shadowsareeverywhere)

Aww, I heart cupcakes too! (submission by shadowsareeverywhere)

Tagged: Doctor Whobakelolsubmission

Source: defranco

4th July 2011

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Spiderman, Spiderman
Absent minded bakers can
Save a pie of any size
From the fires happenin’ outside
Look Out!
He’s got priorities, man.

Spiderman, Spiderman

Absent minded bakers can

Save a pie of any size

From the fires happenin’ outside

Look Out!

He’s got priorities, man.

Tagged: spidermanlolpie

Source: themormonjesus

4th July 2011

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No better way to start a week than with a little NAKEYCAKE!

No better way to start a week than with a little NAKEYCAKE!

Tagged: cakelolcupcakenude

Source: shirt.woot.com

29th June 2011

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U MAD OR JUST JELLY??

U MAD OR JUST JELLY??

Tagged: asexuallol

12th June 2011

Post reblogged from Salpicón! with 42 notes

Holy fuuu… I might have found my place in the world (???)

latamakuchi:

cakeyeahasexuals:

found from 1arcticfoxi am mypoemforyou.tumblr.com

I was going through the notes of the post with the mitosis cookies I posted a few minutes ago and somehow I ended up in a quite funny tumblr titled “cake yeah asexuals”. I must say, it changed my life!

LOL. Ok, not really, but it’s not a bad explanation for my lack of interest in people and my love for cake and food in general!!!

Makin’ Memes, Changin’ Lives.

<3

Tagged: asexuallolawarenessvisibility

Source: cakeyeahasexuals

6th June 2011

Post reblogged from Cannibals Anonymous with 82 notes

June 9th. National sex day.

emberlyyn:

Everyone else:

Me:

When is National cake day?

Tagged: asexuallolcakesex

Source: emberlyyn

6th June 2011

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I followed Asexy Hipster when it was still underground →

Tagged: asexuallolits an actual thing

30th May 2011

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I&#8217;ve often wondered what sexual attraction is. Apparently it is all that keeps you from wanting/having sex with animals!
This meme is brought to you by this post which reminded me of some interesting messages a few members of the Hot Pieces of Ace team (myself included) got regarding zoosexuality. We don&#8217;t experience sexual attraction so clearly we understand what it means to desire a sexual relationship with an animal.

This sort of follow up is not as uncommon as one might think and I just don&#8217;t get it!

I’ve often wondered what sexual attraction is. Apparently it is all that keeps you from wanting/having sex with animals!

This meme is brought to you by this post which reminded me of some interesting messages a few members of the Hot Pieces of Ace team (myself included) got regarding zoosexuality. We don’t experience sexual attraction so clearly we understand what it means to desire a sexual relationship with an animal.

This sort of follow up is not as uncommon as one might think and I just don’t get it!

Tagged: asexuallol

26th May 2011

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Atypical, bizarre, curious, extraordinary, mysterious, remarkable, uncanny, uncommon, unconventional

Atypical, bizarre, curious, extraordinary, mysterious, remarkable, uncanny, uncommon, unconventional

Tagged: asexuallolQ

18th April 2011

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add cake and it might count as asexytimes

add cake and it might count as asexytimes

Tagged: bedlol