Post reblogged from The Spinster Chronicles with 105 notes
“You’re asexual? I think I can change that for you.”
No, what you can do is go fuck yourself.

…for anyone who pulls that line on me.
One of my biggest turn-offs (though can I really use that phrase? I don’t have any turn-ons) is when some guy tries...
Seconded.
Oh my god that CAKE