This blog is all about educating the world of the mysterious ways of the not-so-common Asexual. No wait...this blog is about hilarious stereotypes. Sit, have cake, enjoy.

9th July 2012

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What’s the deal with all the cake?
— absolutely every asexual ever

Tagged: quoteasexualcakethis is a jokesmile

8th July 2012

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ask-male-jigglypuff asked: Just asking because I would not want to offend anyone who is asexual. Why do you think that people who are asexual are asexual? I'm not trying to offend, just understand, and I've never met someone who told me that they were asexual. Thanks for the enlightenment ^o^

I believe people are asexual for the same reasons people are straight.

There is a broad spectrum of sexual diversity, many different orientations. Some are more commonly known than others. Asexuality is still relatively unknown so it might be rare to hear someone say it- that doesn’t mean there aren’t people out there who would identify as such; they may just lack the term for what they feel!

Amusingly enough, I can count on one hand how many people have told me they’re straight :D

8th July 2012

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Sh!t people say about Asexuality

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4th July 2012

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HAPPY AMERICA DAY. Here's a link to PIES-CREAM SANDWICHES. you heard me. →

Tagged: piecherry pieice creamsandwichwhy are you reading these tagsclick the link already!

1st July 2012

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asexual-not-a-sexual:

I’ve noticed a lot of aces having issues with “coming out” to people, or having people ask about their orientation. So here’s a card you can print out and hand to people who ask you about your private sex life. 
Yeah. 

I would love to get this frosted on a cake

asexual-not-a-sexual:

I’ve noticed a lot of aces having issues with “coming out” to people, or having people ask about their orientation. So here’s a card you can print out and hand to people who ask you about your private sex life. 

Yeah. 

I would love to get this frosted on a cake

Source: asexual-not-a-sexual

1st July 2012

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It’s that time of year again!!
(Canada time, in case you were wondering)
HAPPY CANADA DAY, EH!

It’s that time of year again!!

(Canada time, in case you were wondering)

HAPPY CANADA DAY, EH!

Tagged: cakecanadaeh

26th June 2012

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abstractjenn:

http://weheartit.com/entry/21341790

abstractjenn:

http://weheartit.com/entry/21341790

26th June 2012

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splendiforouspuddingpop-deactiv asked: I've been having a bit of a shitty time recently. In the space of a few days I've been called "inhuman" in an academic setting, and had one of my closest friends post a joke on tumblr which was accidentally about how unlovable non sexuals are. I just wanted to tell you I love the pun in your blog name. And also that I love your blog existing, in all its making-me-feel-normal-again-through-humour glory. All the dessert for you.

Aces are inhuman….inhumanly awesome, that is. I feel like a group hug is in order, or a group cake.

THIS. Just…this.

5th June 2012

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Original:
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2uynybLq21rthoovo1_1280.png
Mythical Asexual is a great info-comic for asexuals! I particularly liked this one!
http://mythicalasexual.tumblr.com/

Original:

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2uynybLq21rthoovo1_1280.png

Mythical Asexual is a great info-comic for asexuals! I particularly liked this one!

http://mythicalasexual.tumblr.com/

Tagged: submissionasexualshit asexuals hearcomic

18th May 2012

Question with 9 notes

girlscoutofthedevil asked: I have a confession... I don't really like cake. *sob*

Uhg, me either. Actually, I kinda hate cake.

I guess it’s time for plan B: Care for a slice of pie? :)

5th May 2012

Link reblogged from Pearls from the West with 2 notes

Facebook Event for Sacramento Ace Pride Meetup June 1, 2, or 3 →

pearlsfromthewest:

Someone asked me to organize a Sacramento asexuality pride meetup, and so here’s the Facebook event. If you’re in the area, please check in on Facebook about which day/time works for you.

Tagged: signal boost

5th May 2012

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#alcohol

samekh:

drinking game: take a shot every time asexuality is cited in a questionable way on tv tropes

you win if you haven’t blacked out after five minutes

For those who don’t drink, take a bite of cake instead.

You win if you don’t go into a cake coma after five minutes

Tagged: cakeasexualitydrinking gamecaking game

24th April 2012

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WE DIDN’T EVEN OFFER THEM CAKE.

WE DIDN’T EVEN OFFER THEM CAKE.

Tagged: asexualityTrevor ProjectLGBTQ+asexualvisibility

24th April 2012

Photoset reblogged from Live From Planet Earth, Mostly Harmless. with 229 notes

introspectivestardust:

I made some ace pride shirts!

For sale:

White T-shirts and hoodie

Grey T-shirts and hoodie

Black T-shirts and hoodie

Purple T-shirts (sadly no purple hoodies available)

And this sticker:

I’d snug in that.

Tagged: asexualaceswagshirtshoodieslogoasexuality

21st April 2012

Link reblogged from Southpaw with 23 notes

New York Metropolitan Community Church of New York to Hold Discussion on Asexuality and Spirituality →

southpawscopic:

ace-reporter:

I know the real life first name of one of these people, I think, but unless it is someone who has already given out his or her first name online, it’s better to use their aliases.

Is it me? :3 Thanks for the shout-out about this! Metapianycist and I will be part of the panel discussion. It’ll be pretty fantastic, I’m sure. So if you’re in the NYC-area, check it out, eh? :D

Tagged: ehasexualitynew york

Source: ace-reporter