CAKE YEAH ASEXUALS

A couple years ago, I was eating dessert with my cousins after a family dinner. It was of course Cake! Enjoying the cake and paying attention to conversation at the other end of the table, I did not hear what the question my cousin asked me. Thinking quickly, I pieced together what I did hear, and the situation we were in, and responded “Yes, I like cake.”  My cousin stared at me blankly before bursting into laughter, my response having no discernible relationship to his question. We do not remember what the original question was, but this has become an in-joke between us when we do not know an answer.

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19 Have tasted cake.

itsanacelife:

Before Asexuality Visibility and Education Day, I sent the staff at tumblr a long email asking if they would post something about asexuality on AVED, but the ignored me.

I’d give you a hug but, you know, asexuals don’t experience sexual attraction, so naturally my arms don’t work. Cake?

Today, my house was broken into. Apparently, I have nothing good enough in my house to steal, so they took my cake. FML

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I guess the robber was asexual. =D